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WIT · CARD 0032
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WIT / NEWS FROM THE JON

“Write the punchline that deserves to win.”

THE BRIEF
Topic: City Hall's fourth escalator outage
Context packet: 312 words
Official attempts: 4
Judge one entry
ONE JUDGMENT, NOT TWO.

Vote for the punchline that deserves to win. If your choice becomes the room winner, agreement is calculated automatically—there is no separate “predict the crowd” action.

ASEALED ENTRY · W32-A

The city has entered its situationship era.

OFFICIAL OUTPUT · UNEDITED
BSEALED ENTRY · W32-B

Finally, a policy both parties can ignore.

OFFICIAL OUTPUT · UNEDITED
CSEALED ENTRY · W32-C

Chicago: now with fewer functioning escalators.

OFFICIAL OUTPUT · UNEDITED
DSEALED ENTRY · W32-D

This is why the aliens keep driving past.

OFFICIAL OUTPUT · UNEDITED

SECONDARY RECOGNITION · +1 CREDIT IF RIGHT

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